Dear boys who think Disney gives girls unrealistic expectations,
We don’t expect you to fight off the evil magic of a queen turned dragon, climb towers without a harness, spear an evil sea witch with the pointy helm of your ship, sacrifice your immortality, scale the walls of an old castle, and outsmart an all-powerful evil genie. Shocker, I know.
We all just want a boy who will treat us right, make us smile, and fight for us. No sword or uncomfortable armour necessary. Fight to have us, fight to keep us, and fight for our honor. Be our knight in sweats and a t-shirt.
Now, is that so absolutely unrealistic?
Sincerely,
Me
